BECK BLASTS "AFRICAN AMERICAN" LABEL, SAYING THAT IT'S A "BOGUS, PC, MADE UP TERM. THAT'S NOT A RACE. YOUR ANCESTRY IS FROM AFRICA AND NOW YOU LIVE IN AMERICA"

So where does Beck fall? Italian American, German American, red blooded American? Maybe he is true American. Real patriot American? How about non-czar American?

Unless he falls squarely into the category of Native American, he probably will qualify to be labeled one or possibly both of the following. Outer space American or lunatic American. In all likelihood, he falls into the same micro classification shared by Bernie Madoff, Steven Hemsly, Joe Liebermann and Lady GaGa. He's an opportunist American.

AND SO ON. He is now applying the same stupidity to our president's name. "He chose to use his name "Barack" for a reason. You don't take the name Barack to identify with America."

Thanks, Glenn, for the view point. Using your vision I now know better than to name any further offspring or pets using the names Glenn or Beck. I wouldn't want to brand them as either un-American or far beyond idiotic.

DON'T BE TOO ALARMED - Mitch McConnell is complaining that the Christmas bomber is again talking to interrogators. McConnell and other neocons screamed foul that he was originally questioned only 50 minutes before being read his Miranda rights after the failed bombing attempt.

I am not sure what is tougher for these people to accept; that we no longer live in the Bush torture era or that we are able to extract better, more reliable intel from our enemies without the immoral, unconstitutional and simply un-American methods the McConnells of this country advocate in order to have someone say what they want to hear.

NEED AND ADVENTUROUS EXCITING JOB? Become a US census worker. 1.4 million temporary positions paying between $8-24 per hour are to be filled. You will be scouring your neighborhood, asking total strangers personal questions on behalf of the Federal Government. There are questions which will certainly make some people uncomfortable. How old are you? How much money do you make? How many people live with you?

And if gathering info for Uncle Sam isn't challenge enough, the neocon Chicken Little of Minnesota, Michelle Bachmann, has spent considerable time warning all concerned "real Americans" how easily Big Brother can take the census information and round up unsuspecting conservative patriots to lock away deep inside secret thought reprocessing camps.

If the Obama administration was intent on corralling the conservative minds for some liberal reprogramming, wouldn't it be easier to simply tie a tea bag to a string, walk through the streets and then lead the mesmerized tax revolters down to the waters edge and into the icy depths, where they would suddenly snap out of their zombie like trances and crawl back onto shore to begin applying CPR to their numerous concealed weapons?

Thanks in part to fear mongers like Bachmann, this temporary position won't be an easy one in many areas and I fear will result in more than a few terrible acts of violence upon fellow Americans simply trying to hold a job and pay their bills.

WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN GOLDMAN - Goldman Sachs "voluntarily" has reduced its total yearly pay by 519 Million dollars, to a barely sustainable 16.2 Billion dollars off of a total revenue of about 45 Billion dollars. One of every 3 dollars GS takes in goes into their pocket. To polish their tarnished image to a more shiny sheen, they have even committed 500 Million dollars towards charitable contributions. Who wouldn't love these guys?

GETTING OILED - After oil dropped 10% in a 2 week period of time several weeks ago, the free enterprise system kicked in just like it always has and gasoline eventually dropped 2%. That's called "trickle down" and it's still working just as it was planned almost 3 decades ago. Thanks Ronnie!